Basically I am an eighteen year old newbie who doesnt have much experience in the roommate occupation but I recently had the wonderful experience of having my first ever roommate from dirty ass hell. I mean really, you’re a fucking pig. This guy is gay as am I so i figured he’d be a bit of a neat guy if not a complete clean freak as most of my friends including myself are. To put it lightly, this guy is a slob. One week has passed and already his bed is riddled with dirty laundry, dishes go unclean for what makes bugs in the morning, and his daily haircuts really make their mark as there is proof in and out of the day that he has groomed from all over the toilet seat, sink mirror, and floor. He likes to experiemnt with of course the smelliest and most disgusting foods, as he is a dancer and parades around feeling that the smell of cheese is a welcome home treat. DISGUSTING. This guy can suck my junk if he thinks I’m his goddamn maid service. WTF? have some respect and pride in yourself dirt-bag. (literally)
- Danny
Your roommate sounds like a shit head. I totally feel your pain. Im 18 as well and this is my first time living with someone who isnt my parents. My roommate is exactly the same except shes a girl. Which kinda makes the dirtiness a little more disgusting if you ask me. I cant even have friends over because she refuses to clean up after herself. Its actually to the point where there is a horrible smell blowing from her room into the whole house. She just sits around in her underwear all day eating weird gross smelling foods and bitching. Stay strong ! We wont be stuck in this roommate nightmare forever. Hopefully.
xo
Brittany.
Danny: Just be happy he’s not using the tools YOU manage YOUR OWN personal hygiene with.
Brittany: During the summer, when my roommate would wear sandals and her feet would stay black for weeks at a time, I could smell them from my room. We rented a movie to watch together and I literally couldn’t sit through it.
Yeah..