Well I have this roommate, let’s just call him Seabass. When we moved in together I was pretty excited as we had a lot in common and had been friends for quite a while. Things were going good, but then I realized this kid has never learned to clean in his life. It all started when pizza boxes started piling up in the living room. Keep in mind this kid eats a total of 4 things, pizza, chinese takeout, subway, and wings. Every time he eats these things he decides to leave the box or left overs out like someone is going to clean it up for him? So after pizza boxes and other old food had been sitting in the living room for a week I just put it all in his room.

All of these pizza boxes with old pizza in them stayed in his room for a good 2 week. Then I wasn’t at the apt for a weekend and when I came back there was all this mess in the living room. So I decided to put all of that in his room.

Keep in mind some of these pizza boxes with old pizza have been in that room for a month now! If you open the door to his room it smells soooooo bad! I have no clue how he can live in that room!

- Bob