I have three retarded roommates. We all moved into the house about the same time but didn’t know anyone of us. All of them annoy the hell out of me but more then others.
The first roommate is okay but still is annoying. He is in the room right next me. He is basically up until three in the morning talking loud as hell on the phone and basically sounds like he is yelling. Other then the nuisance that it causes that is about it.
The second roommate is annoying. He thinks he is Mr. Cool. He spends about an hour and a half in the bathroom fixing himself up, I swear he is a girl as much as he spends working himself up there.
The third and final roommate is the worst. He moved in about five months after the other two. He is horrible. We have a shared living room that is for everyone to use, but basically he is down there using the television and the kitchen and the dining room about 95% of the time. All I want to effin do is go downstairs once in awhile and cook dinner and watch television while doing it but I can’t because he is always freakin down there. To top it off, he drinks my beer and eats my food. I even label all my shit in the fridge too so this doesn’t happen but obviously he can’t read or anything. He leaves the doors unlocked all the time, falls asleep with the tv and all the lights on and is drunk all the time. He can be scum on Earth.
To top it all off, I am a pretty nice guy, put my printer downstairs and on the network since no one else has one, but tonight and the reason for actually right this is because I go down there tonight at like three in the morning to print out my report that is due tomorrow and what the hell do I find, that my printer is broken? What the hell? Who the hell did it? One of my roommates better own up to it or I swear there will be payback. I hate my roommmates but I don’t want to move out because it is so cheap to live here and is in a decent location.