I was having trouble with my roommate, so when a friend of mine told me that her roommate was leaving school, I jumped on the opportunity to move in with my friend… this ended up being quite the bad decision. My new roommate is probably the most disgusting female of all man kind. Somehow, she has managed to be the messiest person and only be in the room about 5% of her time here at school. So I get to stare at the mess… and smell the smells… She has a fish tank which she hasn’t cleaned in about 3 months. And with it getting hotter… the tank has gotten smellier and smellier. I also noticed yesterday that algae has begun to grow up the sides of the tank. I know have shoved dryer sheets in every hole leading to the exterior to try and stop the smell. She has shoved all of her personal belongings in any place except put away. And when I ask her to clean, she tells me, “I will when I have time.” Yet I know she hasn’t been to class in about three weeks. I now hate her more than anyone.

- Maggie