My roommate is the most annoying, self centered, oblivious person on Earth. He comes home and takes his shoes off in the kitchen (its a quad so there isn’t a living room) and leaves his shit all over our one tiny table that 4 people need to use. He cooks a lot of fish and stinks up our tiny ass apartment and NEVER cleans up EVER. One time I came home and he was peeling an onion onto the ground!!! And he NEVER picked up the skins.

ALSO he only shops at costco and fills our fridge with like 6 gallons of milk and 5 loaves of bread a week.

He’s so attention needy, anything I walk into the room he starts quietly talking to himself about what ever he’s working on. And this happens often since he is ALWAYS in the kitchen/living room, he’s paying 500 bucks to have a room and is NEVER IN IT. He watches stupid TV and ONLY listens to overly auto-tuned hip hop… and, get this, hip hop dances in our kitchen. I don’t know what posses someone to do anything he does. I hate him I hate him I hate him.

I am so glad to know Im not the only person that has a bad roommate. It feels really good to bitch about it like this.

I mean maybe its my fault for living with a boy (Im a girl) but my other two guy roommates are just fine! We get along great, and clean, and buy food in normal quantities!

The other day he didn’t know how to OPEN the dishwasher when it was locked… we’ve lived here for 8 months! AND HE’S NEVER UNLOADED IT. OMG I HATE HIM

I always have to clean up after him like Im his fucking mother, and he always plays the “oh you don’t need to swiffer the floors” card and when I say “IF I DIDN’T DO IT NO ONE WOULD” he has nothing to say, because it is true.

AND we used to share a bathroom, but I moved in with the other boys, and the bathroom that three people share is about 50 times cleaner than the one he uses on his own. I just don’t get him

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE