I am lying and calculating? You better take a look in the mirror bitch! You are a piece of work. But you knew that already, huh?
You put that shit on that wall. As well as blood. Your disguting! Fuck off! I hate your guts! Bitch!
I can cook what i want to cook. It is my kitchen too. I don't stand over you and make comments about what you cook. GO Away! Bitch!
I like that song bitch! Go fuck yourself and die! Painfully! Sliowly! Did i mention that i hate your guts! That is my room! MINE! Shut up!
Stop acting like you're so much better than everyone else. Your best friend is your mom, and everyone else wishes you would go away
Do you see the irony of bitching about how no one ever just comes and talks to you when they have problems with you? ON FUCKING FACEBOOK?
Stop paying so much attention to what i do in my room. It is mine. Go fuck yourself and die bitch!
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Hey roommate, I don’t care if you talk in another language but make sure you keep your mouth shut when you’re around me. Duh! I can understand every single word you say.
Dear Roommate,
Your hair looks like shit about 99 percent of the time you walk out the door.
You’re such a stuck up slut who has no fucking friends and I can’t believe I didn’t figure out why. P.S.: You’re fucking ugly as fuck.
Bitch, it’s not my fucking fault that we have a shitty living situation. Go fuck yourself if you aren’t happy because you’re an asshole.
Can you stop blabbing about how you know football and bball players….you are clearly a pathological liar. kthanks
Yea, your right I’m calling you out for every little thing you do now. I’m sick of pretending like you’re not the rudest person I’ve ever met in my entire life. You had your weird bipolar moments where you acted like a decent person, but I realize now that you are just a crazy, immature, two-faced, rude, unrighteous and judgmental person. You go around saying stuff about everyone you freaking know, and then become best friends with them. Do you understand why you make friends fast but then have none after 2 weeks? It’s because everyone knows how ugly and fake you are. And seriously last night? Visiting hours end at 12 every weeknight and when I call you out on it you start cussing me out? What the crack is wrong with you!?!? Midnight is not ridiculous or early, it’s a normal time when people like the go to sleep, even for college students. Just because you freaking never go to class, and lie about actually going on campus, doesn’t mean the rest of us do. Stop acting like you’re all that because you supposedly had a 4.0 in high school and get A’s now without even studying. NO ONE CARES, OR BELIEVES YOU. Stop putting your nasty wet towels on top of my dry, clean ones, there’s a reason I keep throwing it in the floor and learn to close your freaking drawer, I can’t open mine when yours have crap flying out everywhere and isn’t even possible to close. You call me childish, yet you are the one who can’t keep a relationship, has a shopping problem, lies about their entire life, doesn’t clean up anything, and stays up until 4 in the morning and just starts cussing people out when she doesn’t like what they have to say. You are so freaking stupid I can’t even stand it. People comment your pictures on Facebook talking about how your mom would be proud of you, and that’s bull because if I had a daughter who acted like you I would be ashamed and disappointed so it’s better that she doesn’t have to deal with you anymore. You are so spoiled that you think you are right and you don’t understand anyone but your neurotic self. Think about how JCPenneys fired you a few days before black friday… Big stores like that don’t fire people before the busy holidays unless they are horrible workers…which obviously you were. You are so pathetic and you used to talk to me about how I hid in my room and didn’t go out. I was freaking studying, that’s what happens when you are in college. Not everyone has a daddy who can pay for multiple semesters after you keep failing classes which I’m sure you do because the only time you ever leave is to go out. You complain about how I never call out our other roommate for bringing her boyfriend in her room, well guess what you moron, THEY ARE GETTING MARRIED! Plus, they aren’t whoreish and wicked like you and I know they aren’t going to do anything. I seriously can’t explain how much I hate you and if everyone knew what it was like to live with you, no one would ever talk to you again… Multiple people have told me how they think you are the rudest person ever and they feel bad for me that I have to deal with you. I’m so sick of you are your disgusting personality and all the lies you tell about everything, you are not better than me! You’re ugly too, they only reason boys show interest in you is because you’re funny at first but they never come over again because you’re freaking obnoxious and gross. I hope you forget to renew your contract so you get evicted and I don’t have to deal with you. I love the cat but buying him with you was the worst idea I’ve ever had in my entire life, you never take care of him or spend time with him. The only time you ever show interest is when you want to show him off to people who come over. And if you tell someone to knock on my door to see him one more time when I’m sleeping, I will report you. I don’t care anymore, I’m not going to walk around the elephant….I HATE YOU AND YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON I’VE EVER HAD TO DEAL WITH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. The only good thing about living with you is that I get to use all your expensive beauty products….which you don’t know about. You are so horrible that when I get married, I will be able to handle anything my husband does because I’ve already dealt with the worst. I really hope that you leave, but I pity whoever has to deal with you next.
Really? All I do is ask you to make people leave when its curfew and you flip the switch? u need to take some more meds you pill-popping hoe
Fuck you for being fed with a silver spoon all your life. You earn nothing, you’re a lazy booger eating ass who gets everything you want.
Telling you to STFU so I can sleep at 5am on a Wed. night is not me telling you you can’t sleep in your own bed you fucking idiot.
I hate you and I hope you fucking die you fucking asshole fucker. Go fuck yourself!! Go fucking die.
Dear roomate/ ex friend, stop taking your low sel esteem out on me! You have fucking mental issues get some damn help! you have a fucking attitude almost everyday and all I do is ask whats wrong! You wanna play the lonely emo bitch role then fine! FUCK YOU! I cant wait til the lease is up btw how bout clean up the 3 week old plates of food out your room you STANK ASS STD HO!!!!
You sat on the couch (where you sleep) on the internet in your pjs from 10am to 930pm with a 2 hour nap in between. You didn’t even shower.
Yes we both have to get up at 630 am. No we are not bonding. Don’t fucking hug me. You should have gone to bed earlier.
days left to get out and you still haven’t made an effort to find a place to live. You’re not staying here longer so don’t even ask.
I let you sleep on my couch for 3 months; it’s time to GTFO! I gave you a full month to get your shit together and move out. You have three
I didn’t pay more than $3G’s for a roommate a refugee. Your 20yr. old uneducated, jobless bf needs to GTFO! P.S. U both smell weird!
GROW da fck up! Stop depending on your mommy 2 fill out all your scholarship apps. Like DAMN! U R IN COLLEGE! Don’t you know how to write?
Stand up and do something for yourself. Stop sulking and whining. Get out of your own head and off the internet and into the real world.
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Dear Roommate,
Why do you insist on talking to your friends every fucking night when you know you’re gonna see them?
Dear Roommate,
You are so condescending to me, yet you follow me around like a fucking puppy. Get a fucking life you fucking fuck!!!!
Dear roommates..fuck u for everything youve done..u ass holes..thanks for making me miserable these last 12 months. Go fuck your selves.
u didnt clean the bathroom bitch..I did..and wiping down what u can see of our small counter doesnt count as scrubbing the bathroom down.
smoking because a friend does isnt independent..thats just dumb and immature. And dont do it outside my window. Iv told you not to already.
Dear roommate..stop telling me your responsible and independent..you dont clean shit and you follow ppl like a dog would.
Dear roommates..thank god I’m leaving to go live somewhere else next semester.
Dear roommates.. the reason why I seem upset all the time and not as happy as I used to be is because of you guys..Thanks ass holes.
dear roommates..stop being lazy and waiting for someone to do it for u..if u cant handle responsibility then u shouldn’t be renting a house
Dear roommates..Get the fuck over your selves.. clean up after your selves..stop trying to make me feel like shit. Fuck you. Love me.
SHUT THE FUCK UP AFTER MIDNIGHT!
Stop calling in work orders because our tiny water heater can’t keep up with your 20 minute showers. The shower is not the problem.
Dear roommate… I apologize for…NOT BEING YOUR IDEA ROOMMATE. It’s not my fault I’m NOT AS LOUD or SELFISH like you!
You two get mad and say you try to talk to me but I dont respond BULL SHIT I dont talk cause when I do you say nothing so FUCK YOU
Thanks a TON for shrinking all my clothes. PS- If you try to touch my ass one more time i’m telling your gf how u fucked her best friend
its 58 degrees in here im turning on the heat bitch. you would be able to afford the heat if you got off your ass FAT LAZY and worked BITCH!
stop stomping and blundering around and nearly breaking my furniture. try a little grace. you’re not even fat. pick up your fuckdamn feet
You complain that you’re tired and sore after 5 hours of work. Yet you eat like shit and you never leave the couch.
I don’t care where you go or what you do or what you bought. Stop telling me. And stop with the little attention-whore noises.
STOP TRYING TO HAVE YOUR STUPID PARTIES EVERY WEEKEND. YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON THAT LIVES HERE. IT’S TIME TO BE AN ADULT NOW, GROW UP!
Yeah, I color my hair, move my shit, and have friends besides you two. Get out of each other%u2019s asses and get a fucking life!
Although I have headphones on doesn%u2019t mean I can%u2019t hear every fucking word you guys say about me!
You dirty lazy mother fucker, stop smoking weed, get out your bed and get a fucking life. There is a reason you have no friends!
No, I don’t hate the new house that has just been signed. I freaking hate you guys and that is it.
You sleep til noon or well past and I have to wait for your smelly lazy ass to get off the couch to get anything done.
Get your food, dirty earplugs, etc, off my desk!! I have to work there, and I have to sanitize the room every time you leave. It is gross.
How, just how, do you not realize that you fucking stink?! Your general funk is armpit and feet. Makes me want to throw up. Please shower!
Get your fucking ass home to take care of your fucking dog, you ungrateful bitch. Oh, and clean up after yourself, stupid fucking cow.
Seriously, if you close your mouth and chew quietly when you chew things you won’t die. I promise.
I’m dating someone now. Grow up and stop sulking. You and I are just friends. Also, I ate some of your cereal cuz you ate my food. Sucker.
Thanks for sitting in the living room watching MY t.v. until 5 am. I really appreciate it motherfucker! NOT