I am lying and calculating? You better take a look in the mirror bitch! You are a piece of work. But you knew that already, huh?
You put that shit on that wall. As well as blood. Your disguting! Fuck off! I hate your guts! Bitch!
I can cook what i want to cook. It is my kitchen too. I don't stand over you and make comments about what you cook. GO Away! Bitch!
I like that song bitch! Go fuck yourself and die! Painfully! Sliowly! Did i mention that i hate your guts! That is my room! MINE! Shut up!
Stop acting like you're so much better than everyone else. Your best friend is your mom, and everyone else wishes you would go away
Do you see the irony of bitching about how no one ever just comes and talks to you when they have problems with you? ON FUCKING FACEBOOK?
Stop paying so much attention to what i do in my room. It is mine. Go fuck yourself and die bitch!
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Stop trying to get my attention and touch me all the time. Stop getting all sulky and jealous when I have a date. Grow the fuck up.
stop complaining about how you hate being on a diet, and how healthy food is so expensive. you bring home take-out every day you fatty!
I FREAKING HATE YOU!!!!!! I WANT YOU TO GET MARRIED SO YOU LEAVE…..AND IF YOU THINK YOU ARE GETTING THE CAT WHEN YOU LEAVE, YOUre CRAZY
I FREAKING HATE YOU, CLEAN THE FREAKING KITCHEN. EVERYTHING IN THERE IS YOURS!!! do you wonder why i am always at my boyfriends, its because
Have you noticed how i keep all my food in one corner of the fridge? have you noticed how i don’t throw my crap all over the kitchen? LEARN
People hated you in HS, and people hate you in college. This obviously means something is wrong with the WORLD, and not you. Fucking moron.
Hey, moron, your dishes are dishwasher safe. I will fucking wash them in the dishwasher rather than letting them rot in the sink like you do
Roommate,
You’re insane as fuck. You’re a pathological liar and a manipulative bitch. Have fun being alone and dropping out of college.
Hey fuckhead, way to be an adult and ignore me for days on end when I ask you to help out around the house. You are 26 years old…GROW UP
Dear Roommate: If I put my name on something in the fridge, that does not mean you can have it. Learn to read you selfish fuck.
If you must use my milk for your fucking Cheerios, at least put it back in the fridge so i don’t have to know and it doesn’t go bad.
Dear Roommate,
I don’t actually hate you. But I would not be sad if your boyfriend got run over by a bus. He is rude, obnoxious, loud, disrespectful, and immature, and those are his best qualities. He spends way too much time here; he even tries hanging around when you’re not here. I have stopped answering the door when he knocks, because that’s easier than pushing him back out when he tries to walk past me uninvited. Also, on three separate occasions he has made it quite clear to me that if I were into rude, obnoxious, loud, disrespectful, and immature man-boys, then he would “rock my world”. He offered to let you join so I didn’t feel like I was betraying a friend. I told him I wasn’t sure if we would remain friends, anyway, after I removed his man parts and ran over him with my car; I have to assume he’s really good in bed, because I can’t imagine any other reason you would keep such a tool around. So if I cut off the only part of him that makes him worth anything to you, I think you would stop talking to me. Just a hunch. Anyway, you were asking me before you two got serious how I felt about your family members having copies of your key. So, let me just lay this on the line: I am happy that your mom has a key so she can drop off your laundry and feed your dog sometimes. But if you give that sorry excuse for a boyfriend a key to my house, I will remove any of his body parts that tries to enter my home when you are not here. Just so we’re clear. But seriously, you are way too pretty and too sweet to be wasting your college years on this asshat. Please find a curb to kick him to ASAP. Because I love you but I am really, really sick of him.
I swear you just like the sound of your own voice because you have to narrate everything you do and read. Shut the fuck up, attention whore!
You’re like a big dumb puppy, 21 and can’t take care of yourself. Grow up. Stop eating my food, too. You’re demanding and disrespectful.
while youve been gone i’ve cleaned the whole apartment…..meaning i threw out all your expired crap in the fridge. also, I HATE YOU LEAVE!
You were too whiny to notice you let the cat out by mistake. I had no idea til I heard her screech and found her with a bleeding neighbor.
you aregross! you never wash your clothes or hang them up, get dressed from a huge pile on the floor and act like the cleanest person ever
every time you tell a story, i hear it 8 times…and each time it gets a little bit more dramatic….you’re such a liar!
Dear Roommate,
I’m going to search for thread so I can help you sew your legs shut. Then you can keep them closed for longer than 2 minutes
can you stop texting me pictures of your boyfriend…i don’t care how happy you are to see….you only do it because you want to show off
I hate you so much. You are so freaking rude to everyone and I’m sick of all your gossip and rumors. You are a horrible person so stop acting all godly and above everyone. I’m not a confrontational or aggresive person so what have I been doing…I use all your expensive face wash and lotion and hair products. I even took some of your makeup…it was unopened and you had tons of it. You are a spoiled, overindulgent brat who has more things that you can even keep track of….you don’t deserve what you have so I’m just gunna take it…because I hate you.
If you text me one more time telling me to turn my music down I will go into your room and murder me. It was finals week and it was barely audible plus it was classical….I wake up to your weird indie screamo crap almost everyday and I’ve never complained…especially because you blast it. It sounds like crap, just some fat greasy guy screaming a lot. I hate you and your weird clothes, and makeup and life.
YOU ARE SO FREAKING STUPID. When you’re in the kitchen practically screaming about all these girls you don’t like or who are dumb and slutty and then you all of a sudden start whispering, its obvious you’re talking about me! YOU STUPID WHORE, NO ONE LIKES YOU. Stop talking about people behind their backs and acting like you are above everyone. People know you’re doing it and everyone tells me that they love me and that I’m so sweet and they’re sorry I have to live with you and that you’re so rude to me. Everyone can see how two-faced you are. Why you think you’re the nicest person ever is beyond me……please just move out already….no one wants you here.
I am so sick of tripping everywhere I walk because you’re crap is everywhere. You have a whole room to yourself yet you still need to put a bunch of boxes all over because you’re a selfish whore and you buy stuff you already have just because you have money…why are you living here when clearly you can get your own apartment….I hate you and I want you to leave. You have one friend…obviously there is a problem.
If you tell me one more time to put the lid down on the toilet I will shoot you. It doesn’t freaking matter, and its not rude. FREAK.
Stop freaking asking me to do the dishes, I do them ALL THE TIME. And unlike you I rinse of everything and put it in the dishwasher right after I’m done using it so stop telling me only a few of them are yours because you’re lying! I hate you so freaking much and I’m sick of you acting like you’re the cleanest person in the world because you are disgusting and dirty everytime I see you. As I type you have a quart of milk in the fridge that expired in November and everytime you cook something you leave it out for at least a week and I end up cleaning it up because I actually have friends who come over to see me. Clean up after yourself you tyrant. You’re like a child….rude and loud. And stop calling me a brat just because I don’t do what you want me to.
Stop complaining about how JCPenney fired you for abusing the coupons. You did! When you re-use them and take other peoples coupons and use them, they’re going to notice! You’re stupid and you deserved it. The only bad thing is that you’re at home more and I have to deal with you ALL THE TIME. And stop complaining about how you’re dad won’t give you any money, he owns a freaking casino and is a retired baseball pro. If you were really poor you wouldn’t have come home today with 10 bags worth of new clothes…you go shopping every other day!!!
I’m sick of hearing about how you finished a year of college in highschool and how you’re taking 22 credits and how you’re so smart and you don’t study and how you have early classes so you’re never at home….I think you’re a liar and when I woke up early one morning I went in your room to reset the router and you were snoring in you bed…I’m pretty sure you’re making it all up and I doubt you even go to school. You’re just a dumb, arrogant, spoiled brat.
Whenever you talk about your precious boyfriend coming home from his mission I share in your excitement because I’m praying he’ll marry you and you’ll move out and I’ll never have to live with you again….you’re horrible and a liar and I’m sorry I ever met you.
I’ve cleaned the kitchen and dining room for cleaning checks for the past 4 months….now we’re switching and I’ll be cleaning the bathroom since it doesn’t even get dirty you lazy, self-centered brat!
Stop texting me asking me about my family and presents…if I don’t talk to you while I’m at the apartment, why would I want to talk to you while I’m on vacation. LEAVE ME ALONE, YOURE A HORRIBLE PERSON.
Dear bitch, Fuck you and your boyfriend to. For someone who doesnt pay bills on time i have somehow managed to stay afloat without your help. Imagine that. Everyone knows your the liar. Yep everyone. Stop talking about god your not that religious u dont even go to church. You lied, stole from me, tried to have me committed.Tried to get me fired get me to quit and then you moved in with me and did again. Therr is a reason why i did not know this. You twisted everything so you could say it was my fault. I have no idea what they did to you while i was in there. It is not my fault. I mean why would u ask me? That is just dumb. Yep your an idiot. I dont remember much but i remember enough. Fuck you you ginormous piece of shit person. Yep your superpowers win everytime. I hate you at altitudes that boggle my mind. Thank you for treating me like garbage while i had a mental illness i did not know i had. I will never forget it.
Stop fucking parking in the driveway. I can’t pull out of the garage you Fucktard and I get stuck for hours. Are you ignorant or rude??
Dear Roommate, If I catch you stealing money from my wallet or wearing my jewelry one more time I will drown you in the toilet you psycho B*
Dear roommates, my new roommates are way better. So fuck off
Dear roommate,
I never said we were friends. I never said I needed somebody to talk to. I can’t help that you are socially defendant and constantly need attention. Grow up already, life will get better. How about you actually go somewhere and meet some new people. Bitch. You used to be a decent person, but your lazy ass, arrogant, racist boyfriend has influenced you to be the same. How about you develop your own personality and act like the adult you claim to be.
Dear roomies,
I don’t appreciate your passive-aggressive conversations. I didn’t want to live with you in the first place. I lepttomyself and you complained saying I don’t open up. I opened up and you got tired of me complaining. Now I’m back to keeping to myself, and you upset again. We are not married, get you own life and stop piggybacking off of mine. I don’t care if you need the money. Look for a damn job you lazy sacks of shyt. I bust my ass to get everyone I’ve gotten except for the roof you have provided. I’m paying rent to sleep in a bed in the living room. Despite the fact that y’all have a room you share to sleep in, you can’t watch you big ass tv in there or play the Xbox in there. Everything has to happen in my room aka the living room. I barely sleep because you stay up late playing video games. When I move out, I hope your relationship fails and y’all get a dose of reality. Realize that I did everything I could to make it seem as if I wasn’t there, even thought I paid as much rent and utilities as y’all did.
Dear roommate, DRYER HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR TWO STRAIGHT DAYS NOW. IT CAN’T DRY YOUR TOWELS AND IT’S WASTING MY MONEY. YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Dear Roommate,
Wake the FUCK up. You energy wasting, close-minded, conservative ignorant bitch. You cold and heartless nurse.
Dear Roomate,
You are NOT at home anymore. If you get drunk and sleep with one more guy and then complain to me about it, I WILL kill you.
Im really digging your job “unemployment” are they hiring? i cant believe you get paid to sit/sleep on the couch all day playing video games and listening to music…i like the furniture you made with the beer cans!! i figured starting out on a job your the lowest man on the pole…to my surprise they must have made you production supervisor!! hell you turned the living room into an office of your computers and video games…i know im still in training by coming home from work and cleaning the house everyday and picking up after you so the house does not smell of your hard work….hopefully on your next promotion they hire a work counselor so there is no need for you to come into my room at 4am wanting to “talk” i fully understand that i just got out of the military after 4yrs of active duty and i don’t know much about this company yet! anyhow Sempre Fuck You and good luck with your new roommate/company worker!!
dear roomate. You think you are the shit. guess what..youre not. YOU ARE JUST LOUD AS SHIT ALL THE FUCKING TIME
Dear Roommate,
Diet pills and fake tans will never fix your jacked personality. Have fun waiting tables the rest of your life.
I have never waited in my whole life. I don’t want to. Oh yea forgot to do this is all caps. Will do it on the next one.
Dear roommate,
Some advice? Next time you and your mother want to talk shit about me because you think I have headphones in, I’d double check… We live in a 9 X 11 dorm, you’re retarded. Fuck you. I hate you. Go die.
Dear Roommate,
Stop being a slut. Word travels fast around here.
I do not think i am a slut. I slept with four guys ever. I am older than you think. I think i am doing pretty good. I need to shave my mons pubis. I have no idea why i remember that.
Dear Roommate,
Stop asking me to do shit for you and then roll your eyes at me when I need a favor from you instead.
Dear Roommate,
Stop acting like you are so hot because you’re skinny even though you’re ugly as fuck.
Dear Roommate,
Stop treating me like shit every time guys are around us. They don’t find that appealing! You’re not hot at all!!!
Dear Roommate,
Stop talking in a baby voice every time you’re on the phone. It makes me want to bash your face in.
My two roommates and the third friend they have invited to practically live on the couch have entire conversations in baby voices with each other!
Dear Roommate,
You are boring as FUCK! I’m a quiet person yet I start every conversation! Get a personality! Sames goes for your friends..