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I Hate My Roommate
Get that hate out….
What is it?
Short blurbs about what’s currently bothering you about your roommate.
Do I have to register?
Nope. Just use the Dear Roommate sidebar. Go to Add New, get that hate out and click Submit.
Thanks for sitting in the living room watching MY t.v. until 5 am. I really appreciate it motherfucker! NOT
I’m dating someone now. Grow up and stop sulking. You and I are just friends. Also, I ate some of your cereal cuz you ate my food. Sucker.
Seriously, if you close your mouth and chew quietly when you chew things you won’t die. I promise.
Get your fucking ass home to take care of your fucking dog, you ungrateful bitch. Oh, and clean up after yourself, stupid fucking cow.
How, just how, do you not realize that you fucking stink?! Your general funk is armpit and feet. Makes me want to throw up. Please shower!
Get your food, dirty earplugs, etc, off my desk!! I have to work there, and I have to sanitize the room every time you leave. It is gross.
You sleep til noon or well past and I have to wait for your smelly lazy ass to get off the couch to get anything done.
No, I don’t hate the new house that has just been signed. I freaking hate you guys and that is it.
You dirty lazy mother fucker, stop smoking weed, get out your bed and get a fucking life. There is a reason you have no friends!
Although I have headphones on doesn%u2019t mean I can%u2019t hear every fucking word you guys say about me!
Yeah, I color my hair, move my shit, and have friends besides you two. Get out of each other%u2019s asses and get a fucking life!
STOP TRYING TO HAVE YOUR STUPID PARTIES EVERY WEEKEND. YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON THAT LIVES HERE. IT’S TIME TO BE AN ADULT NOW, GROW UP!
I don’t care where you go or what you do or what you bought. Stop telling me. And stop with the little attention-whore noises.
You complain that you’re tired and sore after 5 hours of work. Yet you eat like shit and you never leave the couch.
stop stomping and blundering around and nearly breaking my furniture. try a little grace. you’re not even fat. pick up your fuckdamn feet
its 58 degrees in here im turning on the heat bitch. you would be able to afford the heat if you got off your ass FAT LAZY and worked BITCH!
Thanks a TON for shrinking all my clothes. PS- If you try to touch my ass one more time i’m telling your gf how u fucked her best friend
You two get mad and say you try to talk to me but I dont respond BULL SHIT I dont talk cause when I do you say nothing so FUCK YOU
Dear roommate… I apologize for…NOT BEING YOUR IDEA ROOMMATE. It’s not my fault I’m NOT AS LOUD or SELFISH like you!
Stop calling in work orders because our tiny water heater can’t keep up with your 20 minute showers. The shower is not the problem.
SHUT THE FUCK UP AFTER MIDNIGHT!