FMR - Fuck My Rommates

Here's the situation: I live in a house with a bunch a shit heads. As a whole, they are dirty ass hippies who suck at life. I should have never moved into a house with these degenerates. They are filthy, stupid, yet see themselves as "progressive" for being dirty fucking

I fucking can't stand this selfish pice of crap

So, I have been roomming w/ a friend of mine from college for one month because I just moved to the City. She is so selfish, moody, argumentative, and seems to be lacking decent human courtesy. First of all, this is NYC, so the walls are paper thin, I can hear every noise

Cheap and Lazy

I knew you were a strange person going into this. We were friends in high school, and you had strange habits. You only wore black because you had social anxiety and apparently if you wore colors, you would be noticed (never mind that you were known school-wide as the

Stop using MY PlayStation 3

Look, I understand you're bored, you're stir crazy. But...you have an android smart phone, you have DVD's galore, a TV in YOUR room, a Super Nintendo, a Nintendo 64, and a gaming computer. You waltz into MY room whenever you feel like it, to play MY PlayStation 3 that I

Freeloading

You two have made me angry since I moved in, and I've said nothing. You eat my food without telling me, you drink my beer, you have the SAME SHIT in the freezer you did a year ago! Why the fuck do you think its OK to take up 95% of the freezer space when two other people also

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Living in the North Pole

Posted on September 24, 2010 by admin Posted in Angry, Pictures, Weird | 3 Comments

Ok, so i deceided to go with random selection for a roommate my first year, big mistake. They gave me this girl who seemed kinda normal…not even close.
We’ve lived together for a month, and the girl is a freak. She is OBSESSED with penguins. She has 47 stuffed and glass penguins all around the room..a penguin comforter…a penguin bathrobe…penguin POSTERS..and penguin slippers, they’re everywhere. Its seriously getting old, and her mom brings her more every week…

BUT not only is she a penguin freak, shes rudeeeeeee.

She drinks all my waters, uses all the ink in my printer (neither of which did she ask to use.)

AND she stays up every night until like 1am reading with all the lights on, which i really dont care about..but last night i was skyping with my friend who lives in south carolina, and its only like 11:30, she gets up and shuts the light off…like, im clearly friggan doing something bitchh.

The whole penguin thing is getting old, her mom brings her more every week…help.

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Seabass’s Room Round 3!

Posted on June 6, 2010 by admin Posted in Food, Garbage, Idiots, Lazy, Mess, Nasty, Pictures | Leave a comment

Well you know we would be back with another adventure into Seabass’s room. Recently he has managed to get a girlfriend….if you are asking how this is even possible with a room like his your guess is as good as mine. Apparently she likes sitting in a room all day that smells like a garbage can and has a mess everywhere! That’s all they do too, they come home and immediately go in his room. They eat in there, watch movies in there, do everything in there. I guess he found someone who likes to be completely anti-social like he is. One weekend when I was gone I noticed that my large folding table was missing. We usually use it for beer pong when we have parties etc. I open his door and there it is, apparently him and his girlfriend decided they wanted to play beer pong.

Once again they had to play beer pong in his room, they couldn’t use the huge living room where we normally play. I guess it’s fun to play in a cramped room that smells. I really don’t understand how people can be so anti-social like they are. Looking more into the room you can still see clothes everywhere. How can a female put up with this, let alone be in there all the time?

She gave him flowers a few weeks ago and he put them in this glass water pitcher I have. Yeah now there is fungus growing in there and there is stuff growing in the beer pong cups because they have not been thrown away or cleaned. Also you can see the table is now being used to put all his crap on. Who can live like this!?!?!?

- Bob

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Most Disgusting Female Ever

Posted on May 18, 2010 by admin Posted in Lazy, Mess, Nasty, Pictures | Leave a comment

I was having trouble with my roommate, so when a friend of mine told me that her roommate was leaving school, I jumped on the opportunity to move in with my friend… this ended up being quite the bad decision. My new roommate is probably the most disgusting female of all man kind. Somehow, she has managed to be the messiest person and only be in the room about 5% of her time here at school. So I get to stare at the mess… and smell the smells… She has a fish tank which she hasn’t cleaned in about 3 months. And with it getting hotter… the tank has gotten smellier and smellier. I also noticed yesterday that algae has begun to grow up the sides of the tank. I know have shoved dryer sheets in every hole leading to the exterior to try and stop the smell. She has shoved all of her personal belongings in any place except put away. And when I ask her to clean, she tells me, “I will when I have time.” Yet I know she hasn’t been to class in about three weeks. I now hate her more than anyone.

- Maggie

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Dirty Stove Bitch

Posted on May 5, 2010 by admin Posted in Angry, College, Lazy, Mess, Nasty, Pictures | Leave a comment

I hate my roommate! She’s a total drama queen and a complete dirty, nasty, lazy bitch! She never picks anything up, she complains about her boyfriend who she cheats on all the time, and she expects me to be her secretary, FUCK THAT! Also, her cooking and kitchen skills are atrocious. In fact, I’m done talking. Here’s a picture of this dirty bitch’s skills. Thanks for potentially losing our deposit!

Dirty Stove Bitch

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Seabass’s Room Round 2

Posted on April 24, 2010 by admin Posted in Food, Garbage, Lazy, Mess, Nasty, Pictures | 3 Comments

I’m sure you all remember the story of Seabass’s from a few weeks ago….if not you can check out the story here. Since that time Seabass has done some “upgrades” to his room. As always it is a complete mess. I’m not sure how he can find anything in that room, not to mention live in it. Every time you walk past the room it makes you want to gag. I swear there has to be some kind of fungus living in there! Anyway’s on to these upgrades….it seems instead of using our nice big living room to eat in he has decided to use 2 boxes in his room as tables to eat on. Check out the pictures below.

So apparently it is more comfortable to sit on the ground in his nasty smelling room then using the huge living room that DOES NOT smell at all. Also as you can see from the pictures there is a ton of old food laying out and of course pizza boxes. Not sure how anyone can live like this, but after seeing some of the other posts on this site I don’t think seabass is alone. I just don’t understand how someone can spend all day in the room with the smell! Anyway’s I’ll keep everyone updated on the bio-hazard that is Seabass’s room!

- Bob

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