I’ve had some bad roommates, but I have never lived with someone so terrible. I’m currently a sophomore in college.
I used to have a double to myself because my original roommate never moved in. Then sometime in the middle of October, this girl moves in saying her old roommates threatened to kill her. (They really didn’t. She annoyed one of her roommates so she snapped at her and told her she was going to smack her. Nothing ever happened).
So she moves in with me, which I was very unhappy about. This girl seriously NEVER slept. She would stay up until 4 or 5 AM almost everyday and that usually kept me up. When she did sleep, she needed a night light, a humidifier, and she snores. Those also kept me up a lot. I had to get a curtain to make my side of the room darker at night to help me sleep better and I got earplugs.
She doesn’t shower. She showers once a month because she says she has a heat allergy. I don’t know if she realized it or not but she smelled. Not terrible but bad enough that there was a foul odor in our room. She claimed that she can’t use cold water either so basically she just showered once a month. She says she takes medicine for this “heat allergy” but it’s too expensive and her parents don’t want to pay for it. What does she do in the summer then?! It gets to be about 100 degrees here in the summer.
During the winter, she set the thermostat to 68 degrees. It would be freezing in our room. She said anything above 70 degrees will make her have an allergic reaction. My other roommates and I basically froze all winter.
When I had a boyfriend, she said he couldn’t be over because “boys make her so uncomfortable that she can’t function.” Yet, she tried talking to him on Facebook and said how he was the only person who understood her and blahblahblah. Now she has a boyfriend who she sleeps with every night. Hypocrite much?
Some more hypocritical things about her… now that she has a boyfriend, she showers a lot more often. (I thought she said she couldn’t shower?) She said boys weren’t allowed here, but her boyfriend comes over. She said she was raised in a society where she wasn’t allowed to be exposed to men. She sleeps with her boyfriend already…
The past few mornings has gotten me so pissed that I snapped at her. She doesn’t carry her room key with her so she got locked out at 8 AM. Instead of being reasonable and getting a key from the front desk, she bangs on the door until I wake up. Then she bangs on our other roommate’s door. I open the door and she calls me the B word. I told her she was annoying and to stop waking me up every morning. Then I told her to shut up and went back to bed.
She is very loud in the morning. She has this obnoxious Lady Gaga alarm that scares me every morning when she isn’t sleeping with her boyfriend. Sometimes she snoozes her alarm so it continues going off every 10 minutes. When she finally gets up, she is running around the room and digging through plastic bags. Then she opens and closes doors the drawers all morning. Is it too much to ask for some peace and quiet in the morning?
She is also a bathroom hog. I share this bathroom with about 3 other people. Out of all of the other roommates, she spends the longest time in there at a time. I don’t know how she can spend 40 minutes in the bathroom. Many times we are knocking on the door asking her to hurry up and it still takes her forever to come out. When she finally comes out, she has water spilled everywhere and she doesn’t even wipe it up. She leaves toothpaste spit on the sink. Not in the sink. On the sink. Her nasty hair that she never washes is always around the sink and on the floor too. One time she was showering and she left all her hair in the shower. I asked her to clean it up and she tried to claim it wasn’t hers. My other roommate is blonde and I shower at night. Another time, she left her period blood on the toilet. I told her to clean it up and she didn’t do it for the longest time.
I have had to meet with the RD and my RA many times because of this girl. I don’t understand why she hasn’t moved out yet. I have put up with her for almost 2 semesters now. She also has me blocked on Facebook. I can’t wait until the school year is over and I no longer have to live with this psycho girl.
I am lying and calculating? You better take a look in the mirror bitch! You are a piece of work. But you knew that already, huh?
