I am currently a freshman in college and am presently experiencing life with a roommate. My roommate and I actually met when we were visiting college and decided to room together…biggest mistake. AT first everything was cool, and we got along fine. Then she began to obsess over one of our flat mates. Like literally, following her around and wanting to be her best friend (mind you after accusing her of being an alcoholic). So because of this we pretty much stopped hanging out. This really wasn’t a big deal to me as she started to show these disgusting habits. She will constantly make the sound like she is gonna spit a lougie (which is gross) but doesn’t spit anything out so i assume she swallows it (which is even worse). She also farts in her sleep and while she is awake (i know, everyone farts) but she doesn’t excuse herself or seem apologetic.
She is also very lazy and will never wash her dishes after eating, and most of the time the food she is eating is someone else’s since she is always asking for food.
Here is another thing that recently developed. She just got a wig over spring break that she now wears which is fine, except for the fact that the wig sheds whenever she brushes it. Now if you’re a girl you may see a couple of strands come out while brushing, but this thing sheds so much i am surprised it is still intact. Now whenever someone is in the bathroom and doing their hair they will clean up any hair and their products. But she just leaves it here, and their is no doubting it is hers as she has black hair and everyone else’s hair is considerably lighter. Her hair just scatters all over the bathroom and it covers the bathroom mats. And she won’t even try to clean it.
Oh one last thing! She never showers. Honestly maybe once a week she will shower and even after she gets out of the shower, she still has on odor that mixes in with her soap. Now i have a couple of friends that believe showering removes oils from their skin. They shower less than what most consider normal, but they don’t stink, she does. Which i think means she is pushing it a little bit. What makes it worse is she will go running and still not take a shower! I know she smells herself because i have witnessed her smell herself, say “oo, a little funky” and spray body mist on her body. i usually have to hold my breath when she walks by and am praying for a better roommate for next year.
I am lying and calculating? You better take a look in the mirror bitch! You are a piece of work. But you knew that already, huh?
