I am lying and calculating? You better take a look in the mirror bitch! You are a piece of work. But you knew that already, huh?
This one’s an oldie but a goodie. It’s absolutely nauseating. An open letter to a former roommate. Here goes:
Hey asshole,
I guess what I’d really like to know is if you’re proud of yourself now. It’s true, I was in denial about how bizarrely fixated you really were with me in high school. Following me to college was the next logical step wasn’t it?
I told you that all I could be was a friend to you. I ignored the red flags because I was silly enough to believe that you would grow the hell up and act like an adult if we were roommates. Yeah, that’s right…ROOMMATES. Okay? We were not lovers. And we weren’t “shacking up” or “playing house” or whatever you think it was.
See, here’s the problem, bitch. I’m straight. I was straight then and I’m straight now. I didn’t want to “give it a chance” or discover the joys of lesbianism with you. Rubbing up against me or slobbering on me wasn’t going to change my mind either. Your breath was really revolting by the way. Got it? And no, I’m not a bigot. I’m just NOT GAY. I don’t think you wanted a real relationship with anyone in any case. A sex doll would work better for you. It has no opinions, never says no and doesn’t care one way or the other about what you do to it.
Your friends were…interesting to say the least. Did you have any that were normal? Any that weren’t immature, emotionally violent or furries in training?
Also, I wasn’t crazy about the clogged toilet. Flushing your tampons down the toilet and clogging up the pipes repeatedly should have clued you in. Why couldn’t you just put them in a trash bag and take them down to the dumpster? And no, I wasn’t interested in picking up your bits of pubic hair lying in the shower drain either.
Here’s the bottom line: agreeing to be your roommate was probably one of the worst choices I ever made, with disastrous long reaching consequences. And I sincerely hope I never see you or hear from you ever again.
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Guys, nobody’s saying “if you don’t want to have sex with gays, you hate them.” What we are saying is that straight people often IMAGINE, BECAUSE they are homophobic (and narcissistic) that their gay friends are totally hot for them when they’re not. It goes something like this:
Gay person: “Hey, do you want to maybe catch a movie?”
Straight person: “OH MY GOD GET AWAY FROM ME NO MEANS NO.”
I don’t know what happened in this particular situation, but I strongly suspect that straight girl is making shit up for three reasons
1. She can’t provide any specific examples of inappropriate things that gay girl did
2. She titles her post “Lesbian Roommate…” and not “My Roommate Wants to Fuck Me” or “My Roommate Won’t Stop Hitting on Me” or something, the implication being that her roommate’s sexuality in itself is the problem.
and 3. There is a panicky tone about the whole story. Fear breeds delusion. Homophobic bitch.
I dont really use tampons. There was something wrong with the toilet when i moved in. She thinks she is right about everything. I hate her.
That never happened. She is delusional. That never happened the way she said. She is a liar. There was no “no”. I never tried to get with her. She is just a liar.
Bullshit, I don’t even know her and I’ve met your kind. Here you are stalking her on a website. Grow the fuck up and go eat out your own kind. When a straight says no, WE MEAN NO.
Get that through your stalker psychopath dyke head.
I am pretty sure i know this person. We work together. Everyone thought we were girlfriends. I did not tell them that. Actually she had a girlfriend at one jpoint by the way. I am not a lesbian either. And we did not go to high school together by the way. The comments in question were jokes. I never wanted to be her girlfriend. I think she is a little delusional. I thought it was funny that people thought were girlfriends. There was no other logical explanation of course. It wan not gossip worthy. We did not go to college together either. We met at work. She is such a little manipulative liar. At no point and time did i come on to her or try to get her to “be with me”. Thank you
This obviously isn’t a hate crime bro, it just sounds like a nice young lady who is tired of her persistent roomie who apparently can’t take a hint. Bro.
True. I’ve had persistent lesbian stalkers before. Just because you’re gay doesn’t make you magical, perfect or incapable of being a fucking douche. Screaming “you hate me and want to kill me” just because we don’t want your hand up our underpants is teenager. Grow the fuck up and take no for an answer. When the straight says no WE MOTHERFUCKING MEAN NO
sounds like this is a gay hate crime issue. people arent their parts. and i am transsexual i seen many gays in my time straights fear we are hitting on them to point it becomes a delusion and hate crime. please sick help
A kneejerk reaction at best. There are straight people that don’t take a hint and the same goes for gay people. Let me ask you something: If someone who you *didn’t* find attractive kept hitting on you and hitting on you even after you said “no” multiple times, how would *you* feel? Would you enjoy being violated? I think not. Would it make you angry? I bet it would.
I’d also like to add that this particular roommate was very immature and very confused. She didn’t seem to accept that trying to force people to love her wouldn’t yield good results.
That said, I don’t think that this woman was an accurate representative of the gay and lesbian community. This was an angry, messed up woman who didn’t understand the meaning of “no”.
A bit surrpseid it seems to simple and yet useful.
What does that even mean?
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